jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger. —some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true  (via narcissasmalfoy)

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

When you screw up, skip a workout, eat bad foods, or sleep in, it doesn’t make you a bad person.
It makes you human.

Welcome to the club.

There’s like seven billion of us.

—Nerd Fitness (via allylifts)

sasuge:

hokagee:

hi im sasuke uchiha and you’re watching disney channel

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rainygalaxy18:

nothisisc8:

YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER

NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL

BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES

AND WE WERE GRATEFUL

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