shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

I will answer them if I get any.

A: Age.
B: Where I'm from.
C: Where I would like to live.
D: Favourite food.
E: Religion.
F: Sexual orientation.
G: Single/taken.
H: Favourite book.
I: Eye colour.
J: Favourite movie.
K: Favourite TV show.
L: Favourite band/singer.
M: Random fact about me.
N: Favorite day of the year.
O: Favourite colour.
P: If I have any pets; if so, their names.
Q: What I'm listening to right now.
R: Last movie I've watched.
S: What's my ringtone.
T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
V: What my name means.
W: Favourite superhero.
X: Celebrity crush.
Y: My birthday.
Z: Selfie?

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

me in freshman year: when im a sophomore im never gonna make fun of the freshmen thats so mean!
me in sophomore year: lmao look at these fucking loser freshmen

Am I the only person who uses a picture of them self as their icon?

I feel like I am.

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